Perfect 420 face.
Poor Sarah Jessica Parker. But it’s so funny.
Just hanging out at work.
I’m simply saying that life, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uhhh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uhhh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh finds a way.
Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park (via solidsnakes)
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what if the reason peaches have fur is bc they were made to be petted what if peaches were made to be domesticated not eaten
wait unicorns arent real? are u saying I SUCKED OFF A REGULAR HORSE???
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